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 * ​Welcome to the Fantasy Two-Hour Delay/Cancellation League (FTHDCL)

1. Each player has a team of four schools; these teams were chosen in a January 6 draft based on their proclivity of delay and cancellation. 2. Teams were randomly (pulled out of a hat by Dan Solenday and Dan Long) and sorted into two leagues: the Denardo Division and the Cigna Division. (We, however, are not above changing names to other local meteorologists if they show favor to our league, e.g. send autographed gear, offer generous financial contributions, invite us to the studio to let us see the latest Doppler machine, or allow our school district to share the coveted space that Pittsburgh Public schools now occupy on the screen to save us the agony that is watching all of the "M" schools scroll on the bottom of the screen.) 3. Each division will consist of round-robin play, where players will square off head-to-head for one week's time. The highest point total at the end of the week is the winner of the match. 4. __Scoring__: Players will receive two (2) points for a two-hour delay and five (5) points for each cancellation. 5. __MVP__: The player with the highest point total at the end of the season will be awarded the Doppler 6000 Trophy. 6. __Championship__: At the end of the seven-week season, the winners of each division will square off in the Dennis Bowman Bowl sponsored by Morton's Rock Salt. The respective division winners will square off in a week-long snow brawl. Division winners' teams will consist of their four schools (naturally), along with one school of their choice from each other team in their division (unnaturally). The Balco-ized teams in the final will consist of 11 schools. The winner will be crowned champion. Awards and royalties to be determined.
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